WOO0MB

Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar
and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.

"I tell you it's spelled W-O-O-M," the first said loudly.

"No no, no," the second protested. "It's W-O-O-0-M.'

"You're both wrong," the third ventured. "I say it's W-O-O-M-B."

A gynecologst passing spoke up. "You're getting close," she told them. "Actually, it's W-O-M-B."

They stared at her a moment, then stared at each other. Finally one spoke: "Madam," he said, "it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."